Remember when we used to love this shit?

Open iTunes (or Windows Media Player, etc) to answer the following. Go to your library. Answer, no matter how embarrasing it is.

How many songs? 5300 (yes, exactly)

Sort by song title:
First Song: A-List Actress ~ Hey Mercedes
Last Song: 45223 ~ Drop Dead Gorgeous

Sort by time:
Shortest Song: My Cat's Name Is Maceo (0:04) ~ Jane's Addiction
Longest Song: Jacob Van Lennepkade II (18:40) ~ Omar Rodriguez Lopez

Sort by album:
First Album: [A-->B] Life ~ mewithoutyou
Last Album: 90125 ~ Yes

Top Five Most Played Songs:
1: Bramafatura ~ 3
2: One Way Town ~ 3
3: Trust ~ 3
4: Dogs of War ~ 3
5: Wake Pig ~ 3
(I think the stats are a bit off here... probably something to do with recreating my iTunes library and the fact that only songs bought off the iTunes store retained their play counts)

First song that comes up on Shuffle?
Still More Fighting ~ Nobuo Uematsu

How many songs come up when you search for "sex"? 23

How many songs come up when you search for "death"? 120

How many songs come up when you search for "love"? 226

How many songs come up when you search for "you"? 649